Jayden and the Gorilla of Darkness

Once upon a time there was a mortal named Jayden. Jayden was being stalked by the Gorilla of darkness. You could see it in his eyes; in the way they showed more than just the average human being. You could see it in his build, and the way his hair was dark and thick. And lastly, you could see it in the way that he typed. Gorillas are naturally an extremely strong collection of atoms, the gorilla of darkness even more so. It had absorbed the souls of all the other Gorillas who had passed on before, and now was the time to exact its revenge. Humans. Humans are an incredibly vile, dark and destructive race; they had killed off so many of his fellow peers that the gorilla of darkness reasoned it'd be only fair to possess one of their kind and annihilate them from the inside out. So he chose Jayden. Jayden himself had the exact personality traits and characteristics in order to become possessed, plus he had all the right connections that nobody would ever think of. Then Jayden redeemed his soul. This enraged the Gorilla of darkness, how could he exact his revenge if Jayden was now impervious to possession?? But as time passed on, the Gorilla began to see his means. He would send minions throughout the world in search of new victims, the minions being innocuous-looking dog-turds that when you weren't looking at them, would sprout tutus. (When you're created in the image of a turd, you tend to have self-esteem issues. The tutus were designed to make them feel pretty) While the Gorilla of darkness himself would continue to Shadow Jayden and his every move. And as time came to pass, he managed to erode away at his actions, filtering little pieces of himself into Jayden’s soul and subconscious. At first it was the hair. If Jayden was to be eventually possessed and exact unmitigated vengeance, he would need to have armour that could protect him from pretty much anything. Gorillas of doom and darkness however, aren't that clued up about Kevlar, so bodily fuzz would have to do. The influx of nutrients from foods with variable ingredients, e.g. Pizza, fizzy drink etc. could strengthen the follicles, all the while evading suspicion. His eyes were another point that was targeted. Every looked at the eyes of Jayden in a photo? I mean, have you ever REALLY looked at them? Go ahead; gaze into their murky depths! Oh that's right. They don't HAVE murky depths. Why do you think the gorilla of darkness has chosen Jayden so easily?? The eyes are the windows to the soul, and you compare those eyes to the eyes of anybody else, you can tell there's a difference. So the Gorilla of darkness continued his stealthy attack. He used these weak spots (among other areas) targeting Jayden’s every move, all the while fuming that he couldn't just possess him straight out. And do you even know how hard it is for a Gorilla to just fume? They generally explode in rage, charging around smashing up everything in sight! But no, this Gorilla had to fume. FUME against the spiritual boundaries surrounding Jayden’s puny soul!! And so he continued; delicately eroding away at his morals and actions, like poking a twig into a termite mound to retrieve the ants. He had to be delicate enough that no-one would notice. And if they did, they wouldn't think anything of it. Quietly, delicately, retrieving all those juicy ants one by one. And he's at your mind Jayden, he's wearing away the barriers of your mind. Look back over your past activity. See all those comments on those YouTube videos? They don't even make sense. Its cos he's wearing you down, making you dull and illiterate, until all you can do will be to belch up foul torrents of verbal illiteracy. And soon, when he's worn away at you enough, you will snap, and he will charge into your mind and consume your soul. Soon this Gorilla of darkness shall have his way. SOON.....