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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: 97 year old man
You: you?
Stranger: 20, f, Texas. And impressed that a 97 year old man is using Omegle
You: Well I use it to help advertise my business
You: with all these dang large-as enterprises going global these days, it's getting tough for the little guy
Stranger: I can imagine, but surely there are better ways when it seems like everyone on here is asking for Kiks or dirty talk
You: ugh kids these days
You: maybe if I advertised suggestively it might actually get through to some people
You: would you like to buy my cabbages little missy? ;)
Stranger: Lmao since I don't fall under the kik or wanting to get my rocks off categories I think I'll pass for now
You: awww
You: Well I still sell cabbages
Stranger: Cabbages? Huh. Can't say I know too much about the cabbage business world, but I've heard its cutthroat lol
You: Oh it's very hard, used to be easier
You: I don't use pestilents or acidics tho, so sometimes you even get the added bonus of some extra protein with ur food
You: also great for when you don't have no teefs
Stranger: I'll keep that in mind in the future. Good for you, you'll get more people that way since there's an organic craze these days.
You: Oh really?
Stranger: Are you speaking from personal experience on the lack of teeth issue?
You: are the hippies coming back into business?
You: and yes, I got attacked by a rare species of bed-bug
You: very vicious bedbugs
Stranger: Ever heard of the word hipster? It's a play off of hippies. So yeah I'd say they've come back
Stranger: That sounds painful?
You: hipster
You: they sound like a genetic mutation
You: and my memories a bit ol doddery; all I remember is waking up with a mouthfull of what looked to be very fine gravel
You: and no teeth
Stranger: Yeah can't say that's pleasant. Did you always know you'd end up selling cabbage?
You: Well it's a family business you see
You: my father used to farm cows, I'd cart all the cow diareia around
You: cow diareia gotta go somewhere
Stranger: Well where did you cart it too? Or just permanetly cart it back and forth?
You: I'd cart it to my special secret spot
You: everything I would hide would go there
You: brussel sprouts, saurkraut
You: only thing is, saurkraut mixed with stagnant cow feacies sometimes grows
You: and when yer old mam starts asking questions, I aint gonna go saying that I didn't like her food
You: "It was a school science project" ...and it went on from there
Stranger: Makes sense. As long as it didn't grow legs and start attacking the city that is
You: Oh don't even get me started on that one!
You: That was Brian, his speciality was spiders
Stranger: How so? Brian the science experiment monster ate spiders or... ?
You: Brian was my brother
You: he liked spiders
Stranger: I feel better about that, but I'm still not 100% feeling the spiders situation
You: Oh aye, not everyone's into spiders these days
You: mam especially wasn't too enthused
Stranger: was everyone into spiders back in the day so to speak?
You: Not particularly
Stranger: Mothers vary rarely like spiders
You: It was more just brian
You: A few of the kids in class were interested, but as it grew, they didn't used to come round so much
You: Sure dealt with our rat problem tho
You: ...and the chicken problem too, as time went on
Stranger has disconnected.
*Sigh* Why do they always disconnect??
Sennokawa by Scr1b3
Made with DeviantArt muro on a shared family laptop, with internet that freezes up with what must've been every second brushstroke. This took way longer than I ever expected, and you better be pretty darn special for me to ever do this again! Time taken; rougly 3 - 6 weeks, I lost count it took so long.
"If you're not the one paying for it, you're the product being sold" These are the words that have always hindered me from joining facebook, and to be honest I've never really liked it anyway. But recantly I've decided to take advantage of that. I have joined facebook. And NO, I haven't gone and made myself a profile, I still hate facebook as much as I always have done! But I have however, made a fanpage, le link be here --->…   So feel free to to, oh I dunno, like it, share it, invite all your friends to like it too so I can become several steps closer to taking over the cyberworld and internetz. (Just a thought) It's basically going to be an advertising platform for all my me-mess on here. I won't be putting literature or anything on, just my photos and a few of my paintings. (But feel free to like it anyways!) If I somehow actually DO manage to take over teh internetz and become her royal empress monarchy of all teh world, Everyone gets free wifi. (Oh gosh I haven't written a journal entry in aaaages!) So go do it! DOOOOO ITTTTTT!!!! No pressure or anything, just feel free to LIEK MAH PAGE!!! (Just cos I'm pretty-pleasing you so nicely!)
                                  ...So what are you still here for??? GO!!!!
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: The sultry sound of your heartbeat
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: you read this
  • Playing: Ingress (Team Resistance for the win! W00t w00t!!)
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: your blood


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Hey there,
I just met you,
and yes I'm crazy,
but here’s my dA,
so friend me maybe!! :icongrin--plz:

-----------Post this on your
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Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the trinity; God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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Ingress Stamp by Kristo1594 Never been Kissed by Demachic Romeo and Juliet Stamp by Kiza-San wrong reality by WolfcatStamps Guy-Friends Stamp by Tri-Jean :thumb178700310: facebook deviantart stamp by sweetooth102 Jesus Loves You For You by XxCorn-FlakeXx Look inside the mirror -Updated artist description by Galaxu unloveable stamp by Mia42 Protected by Elves stamp by purgatori Non-religion Love -- 100th stamp by RebiValeska Waiting Stamp by LadyCoventina Extinction Stamp by Kezzi-Rose No More Racism Stamp by VanHarley Chocolate... by prosaix Jesus heals by Danilee3240 Rumpelstiltskin Chipped Cup Stamp by foolishsunsets I Care by Sharkfold I love zombies stamp by sayuri-hime-7 Stamp: Be Brave by delusional-dreamsBitch by jussta Hug Stamp by SparkLum ... stamp by sixthkidfromthestarz Hug me and die stamp by oceans-inferno You Can Talk To Me Stamp by HazelAlmonds "Not Ashamed" Stamp by mouselady Love To Write Stamp by Latias-Flyer Roleplay Stamp by Mew-Sempai Stamp: Come to the good side by pralinkova-princezna The Adventure Stamp by Mel-Rosey Fantasy stamp by Mel-Rosey I Love You Stamp by MissBezz God is real by JonoLucerne Hate is Hate by genkistamps Voices Stamp by Shelly-oneechan not wierd . just cooler by JaM-FaiRY Stamp: Love Commenters by Flame-of-the-Phoenix The Sky is the Limit by Not-Think Beware of Ninja by Wearwolfaa :thumb177446975: Music Stamp by JetProwerTheFox I'm learning Hebrew -female- by 1stClassStamps Adopt Breedings OPEN - Stamp by Drache-Lehre

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List:   (Oh, just ignore this btw, it's a :iconmusicnotesnpoems: MusicNotesNPoems thing) :)
1. Life, the world, stuff that's in it. 
2. Hedgehogs :heart:…
4. Cheezburger
5. And I also created a mini-playlist incase some people are more musically inspired: (You don't have to pay attentiont to the visuals, mainly the audio)   ~ Have fun!! :P



If anyone IS interested though, they can check it out (and hopefully join, here ->  

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Elleae Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the llama :D
sierrahanimelover Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Thank you for the llama :D
LadyMonahan Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the llama badge <3
crazygardener Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
thanks for the :llama: 
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No worries! :D
crazygardener Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
wombathewombate Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Danke for the llama! :D
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
flowerpower71 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015
Thank you so much for the llama badge! :)
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a problem!
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